Donut Assault, Film At 11

Another shocking incident in Boulder that is certain to stir up a media frenzy.

From today’s paper:

A Lyons woman said she was assaulted over the weekend when a man “pelted” her in the stomach with a stale, powdered doughnut during an outing with her husband and 2-year-old son on the Pearl Street Mall.

Stacy Phillips, 36, was standing with her son’s stroller at 11:15 a.m. Saturday near the mall’s intersection with 13th Street — her husband and child were admiring the flowers — when “She suddenly felt severe pain to her abdomen,” a police report said.

“She looked up to find that someone had thrown a stale, powdered doughnut at her,” the report said.

…Phillips said the incident was “shocking…”

Full Story (and some great comments) here.